Monday, August 27, 2012
Better Know a Miller (Finally Over! Edition): Jacob Werle
Last, but certainly not least, BKAM profiles Jacob Werle.
Name: Jacob Werle
Number: 6
School: Annunciation
Primary positions: C, P
Jacob Ballgame was critical to the team for his catching, pitching, and pull-hitting skills. He also ascribed to the belief of "why say something in 5 words when 50 will do?". Ask him how his arm felt, and you get a treatise. If he swung and missed, a detailed explanation of why he swung and missed would follow. Also won the team title for Most Equipment Lost or Misplaced.
2012 season high point: All year, Jacob was an assassin behind the plate, gunning down runners at 2nd.
2012 season low point: As the team's primary catcher and worst impersonator of Usain Bolt, was pinch-run for many times, aggrieving Jacob greatly and causing him to launch the "Free Werle" campaign, through which he protested the mistreatment of Werle-Americans on the bases.
Weird habit worth mentioning: Did geography homework in the dugout.Specifically, asked for help labeling African nations on a map.
Most likely to get kicked out of Cooperstown Dreams Park for: Communism. At Cooperstown, there's only one country you need to know, and that's the good old US of A.
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