Luggage woes and coaching baseball are incompatible with blogging. Even though the tournament is over, BKAM slogs sadly on.
Name: Jack Knapp
Number: 5
School: Annunciation
Primary positions: CF
Jack has the energy of a 5-year old, the heart of a 10-year old, the bat of a 15-year old, the brooding personality of a 40-year old, and the eyebrows of a 90-year old. At Cooperstown bought a bucket for $10 during the team's post-tournament junk auction. Future requests to serve as team's Junior Treasurer will be turned down.
2012 season high point: Huge hitting season. The ball looked like a volleyball to Jack for much of the year.
2012 season low point: Redacted. We don't talk about that one anymore, it was pretty bad. Kids, make sure if you hit a single to right with two outs in the 6th, that you run hard to first.
Weird habit worth mentioning: Could not get going at morning practices at all early in the year. When asked what was wrong with Jack, Dom replied, "he hasn't had his coffee and cigarette yet".
Most likely to get kicked out of Cooperstown Dreams Park for: If anyone was going to enter the forbidden grounds of CDP, Jack was the one.
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